dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss
SHE BOUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK DA SPIRIT AND SOUL OUT OF THIS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGA DICK TONIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT ! THAT NIGGA HAPPY AF HE WON
not interested dot com forward slash you
Not my photo // Taken from @chriscolls’s Instagram
to only fuck me,
I wanted you to
But I didn’t know what to
convince you with
besides my body.
You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.
Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
if you want information it is
and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin
why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?
There’s the hufflepuff
Recipe: Bhocolate Bhip Bookies (x)