Lost One.

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

taint3ed:

5thflo:

SHE BOUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK DA SPIRIT AND SOUL OUT OF THIS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGA DICK TONIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT ! THAT NIGGA HAPPY AF HE WON

^^ lol

taint3ed:

5thflo:

SHE BOUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK DA SPIRIT AND SOUL OUT OF THIS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGA DICK TONIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT ! THAT NIGGA HAPPY AF HE WON

^^ lol

h0odrich:

not interested dot com forward slash you

Potential employer: so what's your availabil-
Me: I AM AVAILABLE ALL THE TIME. ANY DAY. ALL HOURS. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO PLEASE HIRE ME
bahliss:

Not my photo // Taken from @chriscolls’s Instagram

bahliss:

Not my photo // Taken from @chriscolls’s Instagram

I didn’t want you
to only fuck me,
I wanted you to
love me.

But I didn’t know what to
convince you with
besides my body.

Hot Winds, Holy Thoughts | Lora Mathis (via lora-mathis)

This makes me sad

(via honest-ee)

shredtheaqua:

You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

That’s Ursela . ..not Pheebs.

That’s Ursela . ..not Pheebs.

raven:

family portrait

raven:

family portrait

trixietang:

peaceofsleaze:

reina:

fukkkres:

Recipe: Bhocolate Bhip Bookies (x)

im screaminnngg

👌🔥

Lmao

trixietang:

peaceofsleaze:

reina:

fukkkres:

Recipe: Bhocolate Bhip Bookies (x)

im screaminnngg

👌🔥

Lmao

itslatingirl:

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Loveeeeeeee

itslatingirl:

facebook

Loveeeeeeee